Howard Stern Show friends and regulars ripped into Donald Trump and apiece another Tuesday period in a Comedy Central Roast that featured jokes about the 9/11 bombings, husbandly violence, rape, Sarah Palin's Down Syndrome child and the death of Greg Giraldo.
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The histrion Stern Examiner's picks for 10 Most Offensive Jokes from the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Lisa Lampanelli on man MacFarlane: “I joke Seth. I fuck your work. I especially same that unearthly baby you prefabricated with the large sport formed head. (Looks down at bill and then rips it up.) Oh, sorry. That was for my Sarah Palin roast.†Jeffrey doc on Lisa Lampanelli: "Her vagina is so vex up its nickname is Rihanna." Gilbert Gottfried on Donald Trump: “As a developer, Donald Trump has finished so such alteration to the New York skyline instead of calling him ‘The Donald’ they should call him ‘The 20th Highjacker’.†Seth MacFarlane on Donald Trump: “He also sells Trump cologne, and fellas, that stuff crapper rattling get you laid. Basically you meet rain it onto a textile and place it over a woman’s grappling until she stops squiggling.†Snoop Dogg on Lisa Lampanelli: "If you poverty to f**k Lisa doggie style every you’ve gotta do is place a structure of matter on the floor.†Snoop Dogg on Jeffrey Ross: “Look at his lax face, his saggy wound and rubbery dewy lips. If Jeff had a string ornamentation from his mouth he’d countenance same Lisa [Lampanelli]’s p****y.†Whitney Cummings on The Situation: “You need to kibosh lashing right today Mr. Situation. You are so orange, Snoop Dogg should be act you patch he’s on his knees blowing his cellmate.†Anthony Jeselnik: “It’s been a rough year for comedy. Not exclusive did the concern retrograde Greg Giraldo, it kept Jeff Ross." Anthony Jesenik: “Jeff doc has been roasting grouping since discoverer Cummings was nothing more than a glint in the receptor of the man who raped her mother.†Marlee Maitlin on Lisa Lampanelli: “Not some grouping undergo this but I replaced [Lisa] on ‘The L Word’. Apparently the exclusive artefact she would take p***y is if there were land fries in it.†Follow the histrion Stern Examiner on Twitter and Facebook
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